Oh body woes

Dear Body,

I really wish you would make up your mind as to what you are trying to do. I understand that our cycle didn't start out just right but this teasing must stop. If you are sending my monthly just send her....this 4 days of on and off spotting must stop. However, if by some miracle I'm pregnant could you just please give me a positive HPT. I would love it if you would just pick one and make up your mind.

Love,
Me